i love staying up til 3am so i can think about every horrible thing that has ever happened to me
if you ever think a date to a bookstore would be boring there’s this game you can play where you go to the romance novel section and the both of you pick out a book and flip to a random page. and you skim the pages and read the dirtiest part outloud. whoever has the nastiest scene gets a point and you just keep going until you feel like stopping it’s really quite entertaining
oH MY GOD
Anonymous asked: Have you ever loved/felt love/known love?
I love everyday of my life.
I’m in love right now.
I will never experience a single day without love.
i’m going to vomit on whoever wrote this
i’m so angry
where do i go to punch someone
Whoever wrote this shit
And they wonder why so many girls in todays world have body image issues and eating disorders when this is the view of the media? Fuck you. This woman is beautiful, and more importantly, healthy. So what if she has cellulite. I have cellulite in the same places and I’m 23. Yes, I used to not wear shorts in summer because I hated the look of them but now I want to go over them in bright yellow highlighter pen and use a sharpie to draw a big arrow that says “Scarlett Johansson has these too”. Please highlight more ways in which this woman supposedly “looks like hell” because those will be the things that most young woman can associate themselves with and comments like these are the reasons for the low self esteem of the entire female population.
Yes. I’m in a ranting mood today.
Who gave this person the right to determine who “looks like hell”?
- I’m sorry but how the fuck did this photo even happen
- the photographer must have been like a fangirl
- she would’ve been like
- okay uh yeah jensen take off your shirt
- now could you like… uh… yeah just unbutton your pants
- yeah that’s good
- make sure that fly is nice and open
- and now could you just lie down on the hood of the car
- like that
- but put your arms out now
- okay perfect
i fixed it for you guys
(Source: kanerd, via fortheloveofpurgatory)
you learnt the word “miscellaneous” from the sims and don’t even lie
No, I learned how to spell it from the same place I learned how to spell learned;
GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE LEARNT IS FUCKING BRITISH ENGLISH
the best arguments start with “GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE”
god bless the brits